She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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