i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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