How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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