Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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