Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You are the jesus of drinking
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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