White coat. Heels.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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