I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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