we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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