Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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