Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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