69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
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she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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