No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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