Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i came on her dog
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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