Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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