That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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