doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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