It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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