I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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