He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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