You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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