I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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