we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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