HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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