I am puke
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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