Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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