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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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