Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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