gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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