I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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