So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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