found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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