And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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