I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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