you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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