Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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