My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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