Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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