Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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