Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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