I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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