We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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