The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I'm always down for nudity.
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