I am full of burrito and curiosity
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
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