You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
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what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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