Sry I called you an 8
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
When are your genitals available?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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