Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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