The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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