so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I can tuck mytits in my pants
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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