A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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