Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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