There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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