that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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