Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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