Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
is that a dick in a sweater?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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