Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
This is the prime rib incident all over again
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
There r osticjed everywhere
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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