took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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